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This article from the Sydney Morning Herald is a darkly humorous riot about the Australian cruise industry.

Besides the title, "Cruise Plan: Party, don't get drugged and raped" the article itself is ridiculous in discussing the hedonistic young culture burgeoning in the cruise circuit.

"We don't do booze cruises," said a P&O spokeswoman firmly, which might have surprised many of the 1896 passengers boarding on Thursday. "Three days on the piss," said one. "Just a grogfest, isn't it?" said another. "Like a floating RSL," reckoned another.

Ha! Why aren't American news periodicals this sarcastic?

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